Turning the Page for the Next Chapter


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Submissions into Space

theobiwan:

clamjob:

ifollowbadblogs:

If you cloned yourself and then got a handjob from your clone, is that incest, homosexual, or masturbation?

its a sin thats what it is

I don’t know why I laughed so hard at this.

s00tball:

I just died.

s00tball:

I just died.

Source: lolgifs.net

pinkiepony:

Please love your pets because their lives are short and they’ve seen you naked or having sex or masturbating or all three and they still love you.

Source: usedtampon

Source: bunnieseverywhere

bucky-barnes-booty:

onlylolgifs:

cat stuck in a bathtub

the face of a broken man

Source: lolgifs.net

dontneedyourheroact:

what i love about mythbusters is that once they bust a myth they manipulate their variables until something finally explodes bc we all know why you’re really watching this show

Source: dontneedyourheroact

azaleatovvn:

oh my god, you’ve been pregnant for so long… it seems like a maternity

virginholes:

shaving ur v is really hard i don’t think us people with vaginas get enough credit for that

Source: dumbegg

d0nn0:

The most frustrating thing that happens to me is when your hand is in a really nice position but you move it and then can’t remember the the best postition it was in

Source: d0nn0

kians-redball:

IT’S SO HARD WHEN YOU’RE IN A CUDDLY MOOD AND DON’T HAVE ANYONE TO CUDDLE WITH THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

Source: amathophilia

i think that everyone has scars

maybe not on their wrists or their inner thighs or on their knees

but

on their hearts, souls, and between the cracks and crevices of the little universes they’ve created inside of themselves

Source: unwantedspeculations

theuppitynegras:

2damnfeisty:

benshaws:

When a dad found out he was going to be a grandpa.

This is so precious.

yo man but just think how when this kid is grown up and he’s remembering their grandfather they’ll always have this video to remind them that they’re grandfather loved them from the beginning and oh god I have something in my eye

Source: benshaws

THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE


I am trying to see things in perspective.
My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter
chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot
have this, because chocolate makes dogs
very sick. My dog does not understand this.
She pouts and wraps herself around my leg
like a scarf and purrs and tries to convince me
to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in,
she eventually gives up and lays in the corner,
under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the
universe has my best interest in mind like I have
my dogs. When I want something with my whole
being, and the universe withholds it from me,
I hope the universe thinks to herself: "Silly girl.
She thinks this is what she wants, but she
does not understand how it will hurt.

— THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE by Blythe Baird (via cubs)

Source: blythebrooklyn

Source: words-of-emotion